[Nateman]

We ought to find out where this wimpy fast is happening and have a Big Texas style BBQ with plenty of gourmet fixings right next store.

[Cyclopean Squid]

During the build-up to the Iraq war, the lefties at my college had a "fast tent". A couple of them would sit in the tent with uninspired slogans and make a show of them not taking in sustenance. So, some like-minded friends and I would order pizzas and have them delivered to the tent while we observed from the shadows. Hilarity ensued. But then we were easily amused.