Well, one good turn deserves another:
waste: 'wAst, n., 1. a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with five empty seats.
Ok, three guys, a doctor, priest, and lawyer, die and go to heaven. There they are greeted by St. Peter who says, "We have a change in policy. To get in, you have to answer one question. Father, I'll take you first."
The priest came over and Peter said, "In 1912, a passenger ship sank after hitting an iceberg. What was it?"
The priest said, "That would be the Titanic." Peter said, "Enter into your rest, my son." He then ordered the doctor over.
Same process here: "In 1912 . . ." the smug doctor said, "I know, I know, the Titanic sank. I just saw the movie." Peter said, "Ok, how many people died?" The doctor said, "I konw this! 1,517." Peter said, "Enter into your rest."
The even more smug-lawyer came over and said, "I know, I know, the Titanic hit an iceberg and sank, killing 1,517 people. So what's your question?"
St. Peter: "Name them."
If there are 5 empty seats, then it is not a busload!
Wait a minute! Are those 5 seats reserved for certain SCOTUS posteriors?