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To: Diddle E. Squat

Here is the statement released from the former governor:

And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
I don't need my dog.


9 posted on 06/29/2006 12:36:39 PM PDT by Crawdad (So the guy says to the doctor, "It hurts when I do this.")
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To: Crawdad

What's the dog's name?


11 posted on 06/29/2006 12:37:25 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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To: Crawdad

That might have been one of the funniest replies I have ever read Crawdad...compliments of THE JERK....LMAO!!


54 posted on 06/29/2006 1:55:39 PM PDT by jmranchman (May God be with our beloved troops and their families)
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To: Crawdad

What's HIM doing here??


66 posted on 06/29/2006 4:14:42 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama (Al-Queda can recruit on college campuses but the US military can't! --FReeper airborne)
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