[Kenton]

Hell, they show up at their weddings and such with their AK-47s and fire off rounds so what do we expect from these people? I think the problem is that they aren't allowed to drink so they can't just get good and drunk at a wedding like normal people.

Then they'd just be a bunch of drunks shooting their AKs off in the air. While I admit that guns and alcohol go together like peanut butter and jelly, I don't want these bastards having that much fun. ;P

[Emmett McCarthy]

Good point. One of my best recent memories from one of our Irish Catholic weddings was an equally booze softened lovely young gal who also worked for the NRA. The prospect of firing off a few rounds together, in both senses, was quite attractive, but, alas...