[hsalaw]

"Well, it -- you know, they -- when I say Okinawa, I, I'm saying troops in Okinawa. When I say a timely response, you know, our fighters can fly from Okinawa very quickly. And -- and -- when they don't know we're coming."

Translation: "When I say 'Okinawa,' I mean as far away as they can get and still be in the same hemisphere. And when I say 'timely response,' I mean as long as it can possibly take without making them walk 5000 miles carrying 70 pound packs. And when I say 'they don't know we're coming,' I mean 'I don't know what I'm saying'."

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