While Clinton was President he owned a talking parrot. One day, Clinton's Secret Service detail accidentally killed the Presidential parrot. They desperately sought a replacement and finally found a talking parrot in a local pet shop. The owner of the shop warned them that the parrot's last owner had run a house of ill repute, but the agents bought the bird anyway. After the bird was taken to the White House, Chelsea walked by his cage. The parrot looked at Chelsea and said "Awkkk, too young." Then Hillary walked by his cage, and the parrot said "Awkkk, too old." The agents were discussing how best to get rid of the parrot when Clinton himself walked by the cage. The parrot looked at him and said "Awkkk, hello Bill."
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