LIVE now on the West Coast: Ann Coulter is guest on Tonight Show (On NBC)

[HighWheeler]

Ann will be on in a few minutes. We hope that the group of FReepers were able to make the audience and cheer on Ann.

[Dianna]

Leno said he received letters when Michael Moore was on his show that people would never watch him again. RIGHT....like conservatives watch Leno.

My 14 year old didn't even recognize him tonight. That's how often he's on my tv.

[woodb01]

An Urgent Appeal To Ann Coulter: Change NOTHING!

Ann Coulter-American Patriot!

BY JOHN W LILLPOP

Dear Ann,

Many in the media and on the left criticize you and your perspective, I, on the other hand, urge you to change NOTHING.

Please, leave that bundle of beauty, energy and genius called Ann Coulter exactly as is!

Anyone who can incur the unanimous wrath of Hillary Clinton, the 9/11 Commission, Matt Lauer and other assorted leftist thugs, without even breaking a sweat or swearing, deserves national acclaim.

Perhaps an 'Ann Coulter Holiday' is in order? Liberals who blanch at the idea can work for free that day!

Oh, if only our alleged Republican president and Congress had one third your commitment to conservative values, one-eighth your intelligence, and 10% your fighting spirit.

There might still be hope for the union.

Although, I confess, there are times when I wish you would go even further.

Example, after 9/11 you wrote that America should invade Muslim nations, take over their governments, and convert them to Christianity.

Brilliant!

But why stop there?

Let's add the DNC, Mainstream Media, California and Washington state to the to-be-converted list.

Convert them and watch the world suddenly change, for the better.

In my view, your most valuable public service occurs when you seduce lefties into public battle. For instance, Hillary Clinton decided to take a public shot at you this week.

She should have passed. Your withering reply reminded America and the world that Bill Clinton was accused of raping Juanita Brodericks and assaulting Kathleen Wiley.

Ingenious way to remind Hillary and the Democrat party of the huge baggage----named Slick Willy----that she brings with her.

Unless she bails out on the bum via divorce, or has Vince Foster's physician prescribe some anti-depressants for the former president. That, and a small handgun, could end some of the excess baggage in the senator's life.

And what of Assemblywomen Joan M. Quigley, D-Hudson, and Linda Stender, D-Union of New Jersey?

These political wonders, having ended hunger, poverty, crime, illegal immigration, medical malpractice and marital infidelity in the Garden State, decided that a national bonfire is needed to deal most effectively with your new book, Godless.

Asking either of these Democrats to actually read Godless would be pointless: Both are liberals and products of a public education system, administered by liberals.

So why bother?

It should be obvious from these limited examples that America needs Ann Coulter, full strength.

Not decaff. Nor Ann Lite.

After all, if We the People wanted wishy-washy, mindless pap we would simply read and listen to President Bush's speeches.

Or, even worse, public utterances by Bill Frist.

Save us from all that, Ann:

Change NOTHING.   Just be You!

http://www.nodnc.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=616

[nutmeg]

Ah, thanks. I met DFU in person at the FReeper Inaugural Ball in 2005... very nice guy, and quite talented and funny. I hope to meet Ron Dog someday...

Hmmm... I'm pretty sure I've heard this Carlin routine before...

[okiecon]

F'ing horrible.

[onyx]

He's bombing... barely getting laughs ...

he'll have to get nasty, as in foul.

[Tribune7]

I left the room, came back, he's still babbling.

[Fudd Fan]

This bit got old fast though.

[exit82]

Hippy hip hop.

[nutmeg]

Carlin's monologue--recycled HBO show--big whoop.

Exactly... I knew I had heard this routine before...

[Pyro7480]

He's getting the "polite clap."

[onyx]

HAR! Then my guess was correct! He's pushing 70.

Over and out. Thank God.

NOT funny at all.

[Darth Republican]

Watch. This routine is going to show up as an e-mail sent out by the millions.

[doesnt suffer fools gladly]

I'll say. Boorrring.

[onyx]

LOL -- you nailed it! LOL!

[HighWheeler]

That was awful. Carlin is a loser.

[Def Conservative]

yes...very boring.

[exit82]

Commercial--thankfully ended Carlin's routine. Not funny.

[Tribune7]

I'd say George is past his prime.

[Fudd Fan]

Actually I believe he does.