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Arnold Ziffel.. . Arnold was a pig, but he was treated as the son of Fred and Doris Ziffel. Arnold could do pretty much anything he wanted. He was very talented. He could write his name, change the channels on the television, and play the piano. Arnold also attended school, carrying his lunchbox in his mouth, where he often played practical jokes on the other students.
He also fell in love with Mr. Haney's prized bassett hound "Cynthia", but in a scene full of pig grunts and dog barks, subtitles explained that they were realizing that their love could never be. Mr. Haney threatens to sue Mr. Douglas because Arnold has ruined Cynthia for show as she has begun to grunt like a pig too.
One story line had him inheriting millions of dollars as the sole descendant of the favorite pig of a pork-packing magnate, distinguished by his ability to predict the weather with his tail.
* It says a lot about you and your ilk when you assume pigs can't evolve into intelligent beings.
And do I have to remind you of the which-is-smarter-a-pig-or-a-horse debates between Messers Carson and McMahon?
Each of you guys has his own way of approaching the problem. There's nothing wrong with yours. Trying to be ... diverting! Yes. At least it changes the subject.
But you are clearly signalling that it doesn't really matter for your purposes if Ann doesn't know nucleotides from nucleons. For a bit there, I thought you were pretending it did.