Each of you guys has his own way of approaching the problem. There's nothing wrong with yours. Trying to be ... diverting! Yes. At least it changes the subject.
But you are clearly signalling that it doesn't really matter for your purposes if Ann doesn't know nucleotides from nucleons. For a bit there, I thought you were pretending it did.
And as for ADD, whyh such a mundane, and over-used diagnosis? Can't you at least credit me with, say, Schizoaffective Disorder?