A guy goes to the doctor and says "doc you gotta help me, my penis is orange."
Doc says, "that's impossible"
So the guy pulls it out and sure enough, it's orange.
The doc says, "there's no medical explanation for that, tell me what do you do for hobbies, how do you spend your free time"?
The guy says; "Oh, not much, I just sit around watching porn movies and eating corn curls."
lol... and ick at the same time.
a guy goes to the doctor cause he has a lump on his forehead.
The doctor looks at it and says, "Hmmmm, I think you've got a penis growing out of our forehead."
The guy get's distrought and starts carrying on about how
He will have to see it in the mirror every time he goes to
the bathroom.
"No, it won't be a problem", the doctor replies, "your balls will get in the way."
Sorry Graybeard, but whenever i hear a funny "penis joke" like that one, I gotta throw one back to the joke teller... It's an oldie, but a goodie: )
A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis, her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y. Shortly after the couple was married and they were honeymooning in Jamaica, the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis.
The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?"
The Jamaican replied, "No, Mon that says, 'Welcome To Jamaica Have a Nice Day'".