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To: atomicpossum
I thought the world's funniest joke was:

Two Irishmen walk out of a bar............

5 posted on 06/12/2006 9:32:22 AM PDT by Red Badger (Liberals ignore criminal behavior, reward sloth and revere incompetence...........)
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To: Red Badger

Nope,
It's the duck in the movie theater joke.


13 posted on 06/12/2006 9:34:11 AM PDT by najida (The internet is for kids grown up-- Where else could you have 10,000 imaginary friends?)
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To: Red Badger
I though a reasearch team from England (Monty Python) already figured this out....

(In German accent:) Two peanuts were walking down the strasser and one of them was assulted.

16 posted on 06/12/2006 9:35:42 AM PDT by Dr. Ed Bravo (Contact "StarCMC" to join the Patriot Guard Riders ping list.)
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To: Red Badger

A Roman Catholic priest, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Muslim imam walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them for a moment, then asks, "What is this, some kind of joke?"


20 posted on 06/12/2006 9:36:17 AM PDT by BeHoldAPaleHorse ( ~()):~)>)
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To: Red Badger
That reminds me of joke about Vlad the Impaler... It starts out "So this bar goes into a guy..."
47 posted on 06/12/2006 9:49:43 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: Red Badger
Two Irishmen walk out of a bar............

FUNNY.

52 posted on 06/12/2006 9:53:16 AM PDT by Experiment 6-2-6 (Admn Mods: tiny, malicious things that glare and gibber from dark corners.They have pins and dolls..)
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To: Red Badger

I've always been partial to "The Knob" joke...


75 posted on 06/12/2006 10:09:17 AM PDT by Andonius_99 (They [liberals] aren't humans, but rather a species of hairless retarded ape.)
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To: Red Badger

that's not a joke.. its a myth.


86 posted on 06/12/2006 10:13:58 AM PDT by absolootezer0 ("My God, why have you forsaken us.. no wait, its the liberals that have forsaken you... my bad")
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To: Red Badger

"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar............"

Way funnier than the one in the article. LOL


99 posted on 06/12/2006 10:17:21 AM PDT by varyouga (I no longer fear death. I only fear the day when the DUmmies take over.)
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To: Red Badger

....the third one ducks.


123 posted on 06/12/2006 10:38:05 AM PDT by fhlh (Polls are for Strippers.)
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To: Red Badger

No the funniest joke is No. 607


142 posted on 06/12/2006 10:57:39 AM PDT by Republicus2001
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To: Red Badger

Four blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought that at least one of them would have spotted it first.


155 posted on 06/12/2006 11:05:56 AM PDT by Redcloak (Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
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