When he reaches the bottom of the stairs the Marine guard sharply salutes him as usual.
Clinton: "I'd like to salute you back son, but as you can see my hands are full."
Marine: "Yes Sir! Mighty fine pigs Sir!"
Clinton: "These aren't just ordinary pigs Marine, they are pure Arkansas Razorback Pigs!!"
Marine: "Yes Sir! Mighty fine Razorbacks Sir!"
Clinton: "I got this one for Hillary, and this one for Chelsea."
Marine: "Yes Sir! Good trade Sir!"
B. Clinton walks along a beach, finds an old lamp in the sand. He rubs it, a genie appears, "Memsab, I am the genie of the lamp. For freeing me, I can grant you one wish of any magnitude."
Bill thinks for a minute, then turns to a nearby aide, who on command opens a briefcase and pulls out a map of the Middle East. Clinton says, "You know, it's almost at the end of my second term, and I sure would like a legacy. How about giving me the wisdom and power to bring peace to this part of the world?"
The genie ponders the Middle East map for a minute, then says, "But Memsab, peace has eluded that troubled land for centuries. Old rivalries have grown bitter, new ones are daily born. Any peace would be an illusion, as quickly shredded and dispersed as vapor in a wind. A lasting peace is not possible. My advice would be to ask for something else.
Bill is clearly disappointed, but he takes the genie's advice. He opens his wallet, and pulls out picures of Hillary and Chelsea, "Genie, I want you to make these women beautiful."
The genie looks at the pictures for a long time, then hands them back, "Okay, let me take another look at that map . . ."