The lawyer bother made no contact with his family and years later received a call from his younger brother. "Paw Died today".
They lawyer brother told the other that he was too busy to come back for the funeral, so to just send him a bill for costs and he will take care of it.
About a year later, the lawyer brother called up the other and said "I know that I said that I would pay for Dad's funeral, but what is the bill I keep getting every month for $200?"
"Oh, I buried Dad in a rented tux".
An old man and his wife were sitting by the fire one nite.The husband said we`ve been through haven`t we.
She replied we sure have,but I love you andwill always stick with you.
He said you remember that wheat crop,terrible drought we lost the crop,you stuck with me.
She said I love you and will always stick with you.
You remember that hog farm we had,the bottom fell out of the market I lost my shirt,You stuck with me.
The wife replies I love you and will always stick with you.
And do you remember we had that turkey farm we had,the birds all died the month before Thanksgiving.
She said but I love you and will always stick with you.
The husband then says to his wife I`m beginning to think your bad luck to me,