An old man and his wife were sitting by the fire one nite.The husband said we`ve been through haven`t we.
She replied we sure have,but I love you andwill always stick with you.
He said you remember that wheat crop,terrible drought we lost the crop,you stuck with me.
She said I love you and will always stick with you.
You remember that hog farm we had,the bottom fell out of the market I lost my shirt,You stuck with me.
The wife replies I love you and will always stick with you.
And do you remember we had that turkey farm we had,the birds all died the month before Thanksgiving.
She said but I love you and will always stick with you.
The husband then says to his wife I`m beginning to think your bad luck to me,
A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he'd like. The skeleton says "give me a gin and tonic and a bucket."