[Our man in washington]

*shrug* Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends entirely on what you put into it.

Tom Lehrer. A great comedian/singer. He had a lot of great lines such as "It is a sobering thought to consider that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years."

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Tom Lehrer.

DING! DING! DING! We have a winna!!!

Close enough anyway, he was quoting Hen3ry, a man who made his living giving advice to people who were happier than he was....