The thing is, married couples have rights that non-married couples don't have. They can adopt children, for example, or have legal protection to rent homes. And the government schools tend to promote "normal" marriage in textbooks, etc.
If gays can get the legal status of "married," then they can sue to have their "normalized" status promoted in school textbooks, they can sue landlords who don't want to rent to fudgepackers, they can adopt children, they can sue organizations that provide help to those wanting to escape the gay lifestyle, they can demand Christian charities accept their lifestyle, and so on.
It has real consequences.
It has real consequences.
Yup, probably the best approach is to round them up and put them in concentration camps. Those gays are sure pushy aren't they. Next thing you know they'll be demanding life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Imagine that?
My marriage has been on the rocks ever since gay rights movement started, proof that we need a defense of marriage ammendment.