You are one of those who conspires against the people who know The Real Story. In fact, there is a special organization of people like you. It is very secretive. The only way you can find out about it is to do a Google search. And then it changes its name every so often to confuse the innocent. But you know that already, don't you.
Shhhh. Don't mention "Google". And whatever you do, DO NOT reveal what G-O-O-G-L-E really stands for. It is up to those of "us" who know all of this already, to keep the rest of the sheeple safe.