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To: SamAdams76
I'd rather have sons then daughters.

Well, you've heard the old saying: with a son you only have to worry about one penis; with a daughter you have to worry about three billion penises.

27 posted on 05/29/2006 6:41:35 PM PDT by Fairview
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To: Fairview

Thanks, now I'll be up all night. I have one of each, and my girl is turning into a very beautiful young lady.

Ugh. I don't even want to think about it.


38 posted on 05/29/2006 6:52:05 PM PDT by ovrtaxt (My donation to the GOP went here instead: http://www.minutemanhq.com/hq/index.php)
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To: Fairview

"with a son you only have to worry about one penis; with a daughter you have to worry about three billion penises."

LOL! I never heard that one before. It is true though.


72 posted on 05/29/2006 8:34:35 PM PDT by jocon307 (The Silent Majority - silent no longer)
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To: Fairview
With a daughter, you only have to worry about one p****. With a son, you have to worry about three billion p*****s.

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82 posted on 05/29/2006 11:42:50 PM PDT by Erasmus (Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen, Meers.)
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