Acck! Being where you are, you're lucky you didn't have this guy for a surgeon - remember the doc who used a screwdriver shaft?:
http://209.157.64.201/focus/f-news/1596529/posts?page=1#1
http://209.157.64.201/focus/f-news/1596529/posts?page=32#32
I remember that one well!
(shudder)