President says his letter to President Bush was invitation to Islam

IRNA ^ | May 11 2006

[poobear]

Well, in the great words of Ann Coulter, "Maybe we should kill all their leaders and convert them to Christianity."

Think of the outrage over at the DU. Although this whole convert the world to Islam is not a laughing matter, this would be monumental. God DOES have a sense of humor. ;D!

[reagan_fanatic]

[tkathy]

I rather imagine Laura would not look kindly on sexual mutilation, brutal beatings daily, threats with death.....

[davisfh]

Hey!! You're right. Might as well make my death count for something.

[L,TOWM]

The north end of the horse confirms what plopped out its south end a few days ago. Cross links to the thread I pinged you to a couple of days are on this thread.

[Dallas59]

Got all of yall beat...an all day colonoscopy...performed by....

[Fighting Irish]

Eph 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

Great verse!

[TexanToTheCore]

I think it might be optimal to think in terms of a true mad-man with nukes at this point. This is going to get rough.

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Ping

[Dixie Yooper]

It's kept me out of trouble all of my life. I hope my kids give it a chance to work for them.

[Fighting Irish]

ditto

[TexanToTheCore]

Dear Mahmoud,

Well, your letter just arrived, grammatical errors, mis-spellings and all and despite the flowery rhetoric the meaning is quite clear to us. Your ultimatum is rejected.

Since you have been nice enough to inform of us your plans, I feel compelled to review ours in the case you decide to explode a dirty nuke, a general nuke or a large conventional bomb on US territory.

The plan:
1. The first five nukes will land deadcenter in Mecca. No ruins, mind you, but a simple crater with robust radiation readings. Probably 250,000 years until you can even look at it without being fried.
2. Medina goes too.
3. Tehran will be leveled. I am talking no structure higher than 1 inch here.
4. All major hydro-electric dams in your country will be destroyed.
5. Got Gas? Your refinery is on the table and will be an early casualty.
6. All nuke facilities will be erased. Think in terms of a frog in a blender. Frappe style.

Have a nice day,

W

[liberte]

Come one now, if the President all of a sudden converted to that nutball way of life called "Islam" an awful lot of people here would probably go to the mat so fast for that decision they'd convert too.

You mean he already hasn't? I thought he was always saying that it was a religion of peace...I'm confused.

[ExSoldier]

Like hell. You're pointing it in the wrong direction - take out as many of them as you can, and then stand.

Amen. If you don't stand, your kids will still have to fill the gap. Take a stand and make a mark before you go.

[Atomic Vomit]

"before I would accept this nutty religion I would put a .357 to my head and pull the trigger. No deal, no way!!!!!!!!!"

OK, some muzzies demand you accept their death cult. You have a 357 and you shoot..... yourself?

AV

[Dixie Yooper]

"The plan:
1. The first five nukes will land deadcenter in Mecca. No ruins, mind you, but a simple crater with robust radiation readings. Probably 250,000 years until you can even look at it without being fried.
2. Medina goes too."

This will make Jerusalem Islams most important city.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH TROUBLE THAT'S GOING TO CAUSE?

[JosephW]

Now I'm laughing... now shaking my head...

The expression, "You are just wrong" comes to mind.

Please do not read that to mean you are incorrect in any way though.

[TexanToTheCore]

"This will make Jerusalem Islams most important city.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH TROUBLE THAT'S GOING TO CAUSE?"

Yes.

[Dixie Yooper]

It's always been a wish of mine to see how those two cities would fare under a mushroom cloud.

[brownsfan]

Isn't there some silly black stone or something in Mecca that "can never be destroyed". I think if it's destroyed, it would reveal islam as the farce that it is.