I don't care who you are - that's funny!
Limbaugh says we aren't paying a lot for gas. So it must be true.
Yep that's funny. I drive an SUV to help speed up the consumption of gas. We won't stop using it until it's gone. Necessity being the mother of invention, when we need a new energy source we'll get one. I watched a movie about a promising new alternative called energon....
I don't care who you are - that's funny!
When my bro-in-law bought a Hummer, I walked into the family Christmas party and announced in my parade ground voice, "Attention to the owner of the tan house, license number A123456, parked in our lot. Your lights are on."