[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Chunks of a comet currently splitting into pieces in the night sky will not strike the Earth next month, nor will it spawn killer tsunamis and mass extinctions, NASA officials said Thursday.

Well darn! That means I still am going to have to spend June on the road doing audits.

They give me hope only to snatch it away.

[rotstan]

Well given NASA's track record of screwing things up spectacularly, don't be surprised if they get this wrong too. If you can't trust FEMA, why trust NASA?