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Top Ten Ways to Destroy Earth (funny stuff)
Live Science.com ^ | May 25, 2005 | Sam Hughes

Posted on 04/24/2006 10:16:52 AM PDT by Chicos_Bail_Bonds

Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.

You've seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You've heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world.

Fools.

The Earth was built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Unclassified
KEYWORDS: cooling; day; destroy; earth; global; globalwarming; warming
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1 posted on 04/24/2006 10:16:56 AM PDT by Chicos_Bail_Bonds
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To: Chicos_Bail_Bonds
Oh come on, post the damn thing. LiveScience is not a prohibited site.

2 posted on 04/24/2006 10:18:49 AM PDT by William Terrell (Individuals can exist without government but government can't exist without individuals.)
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To: Chicos_Bail_Bonds

#1 way to destroy the planet: Turn all nations over to socialist governments.


3 posted on 04/24/2006 10:20:14 AM PDT by Kenny Bunkport
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To: Chicos_Bail_Bonds

Right on. That's what I've always said. This planet used to have molten streams of metal running over its surface. Before the atmosphere formed radiation from space bombarded the planet. Meteorites plowed into the planet digging huge craters. Comets hit the planet too. The entire planet has frozen over twice.

It's pretty arrogant of those liberals to think that something as insignificant as the human race can seriously damage a planet that has taken worse for millions of years.


4 posted on 04/24/2006 10:21:35 AM PDT by noobiangod
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To: Kenny Bunkport

Too long to post the whole thing, but it is quite funny. Worth the click through.


5 posted on 04/24/2006 10:22:30 AM PDT by Chicos_Bail_Bonds
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To: Chicos_Bail_Bonds

"It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old"

Just wait till the Creationists get on to the thread.

I hope you've got a flame-retardant suit on. :)


6 posted on 04/24/2006 10:27:09 AM PDT by nhoward14 (I am an engineer. If it ain't broke, it ain't got enough features yet.)
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To: Chicos_Bail_Bonds
#11 - Stop cutting trees and forests down, increase oxygen levels and let everyone die from hyperoxygenation.

/s

7 posted on 04/24/2006 10:27:33 AM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (My Pug is On Her War Footing)
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To: Chicos_Bail_Bonds

The Earth was built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron.

Just wondering...

How did they get the earth on a scale?

Could the Earth go on a diet and lose weight?


8 posted on 04/24/2006 10:28:35 AM PDT by NeilGus
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To: K4Harty
I'm surprised we didn't hear any mention of this...

9 posted on 04/24/2006 10:29:40 AM PDT by noobiangod
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To: K4Harty

That will be hard since the smug CO2 emissions from the envirowackos who will be in charge in that world will more than offset the O2 emmisions and probably cause even more global warming. Now that I think of it, the best thing we can do to stop global warming is to make these loudmouth idiots shut the hell up and stop producing noxious CO2


10 posted on 04/24/2006 10:30:34 AM PDT by bpjam (Now accepting liberal apologies.....)
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To: Chicos_Bail_Bonds

I love #1 and #2....eaten by Von Neumann machines and Hurled into the sun.


11 posted on 04/24/2006 10:30:34 AM PDT by Ptaz (Take Personal Responsibility--it's not fun, but it's the right thing to do.)
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To: Chicos_Bail_Bonds

That is really funny actually.

Go physics!


12 posted on 04/24/2006 10:30:59 AM PDT by Alexander Rubin (Octavius - You make my heart glad building thus, as if Rome is to be eternal.)
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To: nhoward14
Just wait till the Creationists get on to the thread.

You asked for it!!

A 4.5 billion year old Earth to me is science fiction.

13 posted on 04/24/2006 10:33:04 AM PDT by shekkian
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To: noobiangod
{{{...shudder...}}

:o)

14 posted on 04/24/2006 10:33:47 AM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (My Pug is On Her War Footing)
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To: Chicos_Bail_Bonds
The Earth was not destroyed when the Earth was impacted by a Mars size planetoid early in it's history 4 billion years ago.

The end result.....the formation of the moon, a mix of impact material and ejecta from the Earth.


15 posted on 04/24/2006 10:34:02 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: Chicos_Bail_Bonds

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/solarsystem/moon_making_010815-1.html
24 Hours of Chaos: The Day The Moon Was Made


16 posted on 04/24/2006 10:35:25 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: nhoward14
Scientifically irrefutable proof that earth is 6000 years old has been endorsed by every major academic institution across all fields, and by Charles Darwin on his death bed.

This, by virtue of persistent repetition and a fully referenced hyperlink to an animated GIF I made.

Doubly note my use of bold face letters, which adds truth to this argument.

17 posted on 04/24/2006 10:38:02 AM PDT by SteveMcKing
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To: nhoward14

I'm a creationist, but you don't see me flaming the thread. Personally, where Genesis 1:1-2 states, 1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
2 The earth was formless and void...", there could have been a 4 billion year interval between verse 1 and verse 2, with the description of Gen. chapters 1 and 2 being not a creation story, but a re-creation story.


18 posted on 04/24/2006 10:38:42 AM PDT by Kenny Bunkport
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To: William Terrell

The original website:
http://qntm.org/destroy

Methods for destroying the Earth
Fissioned
Sucked into a microscopic black hole
Cooked in a solar oven
Blown up by matter/antimatter reaction
Sucked into a giant black hole
Meticulously and systematically deconstructed
Pulverized by impact with blunt instrument
Hurled into the Sun
Ripped apart by Jupiter

Fall-back methods
Total existence failure
Written off in the backlash from a stellar collision
Crunched
Torn a new one
Decayed

Other, less scientifically probable ways that Earth could be destroyed
Whipped by a cosmic string
Gobbled up by strangelets
Engulfed in supernova
Shaken to pieces
Reduced to true vacuum
Wormholed
Existence negated via time travel
Destroyed by God

Things which will NOT destroy the Earth
Overspun
Gamma Ray Burst'd
Burned away by muon-catalyzed fusion of the oceans
Blown up by vacuum energy detonation
Armageddon, as described in the Bible.
Allowing George W. Bush to continue to exercise his will on the world.
Paradoxes as described in Back To The Future Part II.
Ceasing all thought
Semantics.
Adding enough material to the planet Earth to cause it to undergo gravitational collapse and become a star instead of a planet.
Detonating all the nuclear weapons ever created simultaneously
Proving that 1=0.
Runaway fission at the Earth's core
Gay marriage.


19 posted on 04/24/2006 10:40:06 AM PDT by orionblamblam (I'm interested in science and preventing its corruption, so here I am.)
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20 posted on 04/24/2006 10:41:57 AM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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