The same people who would block the suggestion that we teach the Theory of Little Green Fairies in science classes. Those pesky science types, always harping on the need for physical evidence! Think of all the wonderful theories we could teach without that petty requirement for evidence!
I guess I don't see any connection between little green fairies and the presence of organized matter that perfroms specific functions. I also don't see many people propounding little green fairies as viable entities behind the organization of matter. I don't think Judge Jones was addressing such people either. If you're goping to erect a straw man, at least try to be creative about it. Only be sure not to use intelligent design.