US businesswoman offers Canada 16 million USD to end seal hunt

AFP ^ | 4/5/6

[Lx]

What's wrong with Steven?

[Calpernia]

I think they eat the seals too if I'm not mistaken.

[aliquis]

They are shot, not clubbed...

[GodfearingTexan]

i'm gonna shoot my neighbor's cat if she doesn't fork over a cool million in 24 hours.

[taxesareforever]

Ah, the socialist way.

[midnightson]

I have a pair of baby seal overmitts for snowmachining- nothing better- paid the Native that made them $200- she has no other source of income- she was very appreciative.

[Ptarmigan]

Now, that's YUCK!

[Ptarmigan]

How about 16 million dollars to stop rabbits and hares from killing ptarmigans? I await that.

[wardaddy]

LOL


How much does she give to pro-life movements or maybe dying children's funds etc

[musicman]

OH BOY !! I get to post one of my favorite jokes again !!



A seal goes into a bar in Toronto.

The bartender asks: "What's your pleasure?"

The seal replies; "ANYTHING but Canadian Club !!"


......be sure and tip yer waitress etc,etc....

[Killborn]

I'd pay you to go on a cockroach genocide.

[LexBaird]

She didn't "put her money where her mouth is". She said she would try to raise the money from donations. In other words, what she really said was, "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

[LexBaird]

I do believe I would change my name if I were Steven

To what? Brick Outhouse?

[Rakkasan1]

it's not real till it's on Ebay.

[Rakkasan1]

this would never fly in the US. it costs much more than 16 million to bribe a Congresscritter to action.

[butternut_squash_bisque]

Don't you know that baby seals are far more important than human children? They're OUR responsibility to send to the crappy, failing pc-public schools. American kids? NEVER!

[ARealMothersSonForever]

Best of both worlds! Kids clubbing seals!

[Gil4]

I'm sure some creative mind on FR (with too much free time) will come up with a photo to prove you wrong.

[BUDDYCAT]

I used her face wash one time, it dried my skin out.

[CaptainK]

If she is responsible for your dry face, I'm pretty sure that gives you the right to club her.