To: Onelifetogive
I invented a time travel machine. Unfortunately, mine is a basic model that only has one direction (forward) and one speed setting (1X)..... I have the same machine, though it seems to go faster when I'm having fun. I can make it nearly come to a stop at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
36 posted on
04/04/2006 10:53:53 AM PDT by
ElkGroveDan
(California bashers will be called out)
To: ElkGroveDan
Department of Motor VehiclesHey, stop bashing the CA DMV! Actually, I have never been able to figure this out. Is there a federal law that DMVs have to be the worst places in the world? Are any of them any good?
If you typical DMV were a business, it wouldn't last a month. I would love to have McDonalds or Wal-Mart or someone (who wants happy customers and a profit) run those things.
121 posted on
04/04/2006 11:45:05 AM PDT by
Right Wing Assault
("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
To: ElkGroveDan
What ya'll may not realize is that your machine speeds up as time goes on, so that when you're my age it's going about 2X.
susie
129 posted on
04/04/2006 11:49:16 AM PDT by
brytlea
(amnesty--an act of clemency by an authority by which pardon is granted esp. to a group of individual)
To: ElkGroveDan
I apparently discovered a strange liquid that induces time travel, called "Skyy". After consuming a sufficient quantity, I found myself transported nearly twelve hours into the future, without explanation.
Unfortunately, this method of time travel is not without drawback. It appears to cause massive headaches lasting up to an entire day.
159 posted on
04/04/2006 12:48:56 PM PDT by
Dimensio
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