please say you were just being ridiculous.
Tall_Texn has something.
http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/Printable.asp?ID=12277
Haiti: Victim of Clinton's Old Black Magic
By Lowell Ponte
FrontPageMagazine.com | February 20, 2004
...In the United States, meanwhile, President Bill Clinton ordered the U.S. military to begin including witchcraft pagan chaplains to minister to the religious needs of our troops. Hillary Clinton, as observed by FBI agents, decorated her upstairs Christmas tree one year with sex and drug paraphernalia. She pressed the Postal Service to discontinue issuing Madonna and Child stamps around Christmastime....
About the Christmas tree? No, that was documented in the book by the FBI agent (Gary Aldrich ) about the Clinton White House.
About the ultimate in tackiness? Well, let's just say if the Clintons did anything tackier than a Christmas tree full of condoms, I'd rather not know about it.