Tall_Texn has something.
http://www.frontpagemag.com/Articles/Printable.asp?ID=12277
Haiti: Victim of Clinton's Old Black Magic
By Lowell Ponte
FrontPageMagazine.com | February 20, 2004
...In the United States, meanwhile, President Bill Clinton ordered the U.S. military to begin including witchcraft pagan chaplains to minister to the religious needs of our troops. Hillary Clinton, as observed by FBI agents, decorated her upstairs Christmas tree one year with sex and drug paraphernalia. She pressed the Postal Service to discontinue issuing Madonna and Child stamps around Christmastime....
Seems too fantastic.