OK, sink, I think it's time to let him in on our dark secret.
We front for illegal immigrants because we're discerning afficianados of "terrible crime". We just cannot get enough of terrible crime. We love to watch it on TV, to finance it for fun and pleasure, and on special occasions, we even go out with the illegal immigrants to commit a few terrible crimes ourselves.
Crime is our passion. Our absolute passion. Robbery, rape, murder.... (sigh) native-born criminals just don't have the same flair for it. We simply must import the true masters....
As long as crime is a component of illegal immigration, and people support illegal immigration, they are saying that the crimes committed by illegal immigrants are simply an acceptable price to pay.
If you spouse or children were killed or raped by an illegal immigrant, would it be an acceptable price?
We may have to accept crime from U.S. Citizens as part of the program, but there is no excuse whatsoever for the crimes committed by people who should not be here, and are fronted for by people who like to think they are a conservative / or not.
Dang it, you let the cat out of the bag. You will be punished for this. :)