"Texas inventor Frank Lathrop has come up with the perfect solution for the soy gas problem – a seat cushion known as the "TooT TrappeR™.
" Billed as a "reverse whoopee cushion," it is packed with a carbon air filter that is guaranteed to absorb odors and stop toots in their tracks.
The company also offers a panty liner made with the trademarked "Flatulence Filter.™"
From ... this here place
Now we simply need a pump from car seat filter to "gas" tank, a large bowl of soybeans, and off we go. ;)
