To: SandRat
A visiting minister waxed eloquent during the offertory prayer. "Dear Lord," he began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you we are but dust. . . "
He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter (who was listening!) leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice,
"Mom, what is butt dust?"
550 posted on
03/29/2006 5:38:24 PM PST by
Lady Jag
( All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and world domination)
To: beachn4fun; MozartLover; AZamericonnie; Lady Jag
552 posted on
03/29/2006 7:16:52 PM PST by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ Operation Easter and Passover ~)
To: Lady Jag
LOL!!!!!
Wait til she finds out about "stealing the beach" and tells other adults at the most inopportune time and place.
557 posted on
03/29/2006 8:41:37 PM PST by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
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