Horses have it rough!
One group of doctors collects
their urine to make
birth control pills, now
a second group of doctors
wants to take their blood . . .
Why couldn't it be pigs?.............
Horses, chickens, mice? Old MacDonald had a pandemic, E, I, E, I, O. Barnyard buggery'll be the death of us all, E, I, E, I, O.
Of course they do.
A mare and a donkey can produce a "Kick Ass" flu treatment!
Oh... For a moment there I thought I might be immune to bird flu because I'm allergic to horses (i.e., my immune system produces horse antibodies). Mother Nature, you cruel b***h!
And they'll call it the "Pegasus" vaccine.
I want to be sure I've got this straight...
Give the bird an aspirin for the flu,
Tell jokes to the cow so she doesn't get mad, and then
Help the horse meditate so it can have an antibody experience.
But what do I do with the mouse? Shoot it?
I'm so confused....
Pinz