Actor Charlie Sheen Ponders Ultimate Hollywood Conspiracy Theory

HUMAN EVENTS ^ | Mar 22, 2006 | NA

[GW and Twins Pawpaw]

Good thing this guy is an actor 'cuz he sure as heck ain't got any engineering skills!!!

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

Charlie Sheen -- world renowned engineer has it all figured out.

[Arkinsaw]

Uh, yeah. If it was planned, would they have had President Bush sitting in a room reading a book to toddlers? Ummm, no. They would have put him in the place to show him in the absolute best light, to appear in charge, etc.

Why do you need to bring down the two most important buildings in the financial heart of the most important city? We got into WWII over ships, and the Span-Am war over one ship. Wouldn't the reaction have been exactly the same if it had been an obscure Federal building in a relatively unimportant midwestern city? Yes. Why would conspirators with the power to pull this off want to devastate our own financial system? It would seem likely that individuals with this power would actually have a stake in seeing that system succeed.

Why the Pentagon? Was bringing the two towers down NOT ENOUGH? Why attack your own Pentagon if you want to provoke a war? Seems unnecessary because the towers were definitely enough.

It don't make sense Charlie. Explain it.

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

Beat me by 13 seconds! Must be a conspiracy.

[FormerACLUmember]

LOL. I retract my commentary!

[maine-iac7]

and in and around my circles

,And that, Charlie boy, along with having the father you have, answers everything.

Not really hijackers with box cutters?

Tell that to the families of the passengers on the jet that slammed into a PA field.

He keeps admitting he has no expertise in any of the areas he's expounding with the lunatic fringes cockamamie theory - but falls into his own trap with the "tell a big lie...the bigger, the more it will be believed."

Well, they're sure telling a whooper - the scary part is that they may even believe it.

Frightening to think these kind of minds walk among us

[USNBandit]

I'm waiting for the libertarian faction to show up claiming drugs don't have any long term effects.

Some rehab clinic is missing a patient.

[steve-b]

"Call me insane," said Sheen

OK, you're insane.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

Sure Chuckie is a credible guy. I always trust a guy who has snorted enough coke to single-handedly support a Mexican drug cartel.

[monkapotamus]

"Like father. Like son."

The dad is a far better actor (wacky commie, but better actor).

[LibLieSlayer]

I wrote to CBS, and the producers of 2 1/2 Men, and let them know that 14 members of my family (who all watched and enjoyed this show) would NEVER watch anything that has charlie sheen in it again! I also wrote to 4 sponsors.

LLS

[libs_kma]

I used to like his show. I used to give Hollyweird the benefit of the doubt. If they hadn't said anything that would make a nutjob do a double-take in awhile they were ok in my book.

My opinion of Hollyweird has changed considerably over the last few years.

Now, to me, they are all whack-jobs unless they prove differently. That policy works better for accuracy like you wouldn't believe!!!

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

"Call me insane," said Sheen

How about "dumbass", Chucky? Your rantings are the product of too many lines of coke and $3,000-a-night hookers.

[Wiseghy]

This is coming from the highly respected actor of West Wing. I agree, he's gotta be a great actor to cover up the fact that he is clearly a delusional psych case.

I heard that Mel Gibson fancies conspiracy theories as well. I doubt he entertains anything this stupid and far out.

[maine-iac7]

Hey, Charlie - that ain't no piper cub.

[starfish923]

GREAT graphic.

[Shermy]

Maybe Charlie can be put to good use if he's informed the 9/11 Commission report scrupulously avoids mention of Atta's and Moussaoui's interest in cropdusting. Or that whole anthrax thingie.

Always surprised me how uniterested these folks are in the anthrax attacks. Seems like fertile ground for them.

[weegee]

It seems to me like 19 amateurs with box cutters taking over four commercial airliners and hitting 75% of their targets--that feels like a conspiracy theory.

ENOUGH Charlie Sheenanigans!!!!

OF COURSE the 9-11 attacks were a conspiracy. There was a plan by MULTIPLE people to hijack planes and to crash them into buildings and kill thousands of people.

A conspiracy is two or more people who conspire.

What a dumbsh!t. Nut didn't fall far from the tree.

Then again he's the same kook who thought he was watching a snuff film and reported it to the FBI. It was a Japanese horror series called Guinea Pig and even had an episode where a fisherman encountered a decaying mermaid. But in a world of make believe, I can see how actors would fall for anything.

[Screamname]

It seems to me like 19 amateurs with box cutters taking over four commercial airliners and hitting 75% of their targets--that feels like a conspiracy theory.

Yes, a conspiracy by 19 psychopaths with box cutters.

[Clintonfatigued]

I'm amazed that Charlie Sheen can ponder anything without triggering a brain aneurysm.