Posted on 03/25/2006 1:23:05 PM PST by RWR8189
Pay attention, civilians. Actor Charlie Sheen has been focusing his mind on the official explanation for 9/11. And you know what? He's not buying it. "It just didn't look like any commercial jetliner I've flown on any time in my life," the Hotshots Part Deux star told a US radio station this week, "and then when the buildings came down later on that day, I said to my brother 'call me insane', but did it sorta look like those buildings came down in a controlled demolition?"
You're insane. Next. "It seems to me like 19 amateurs with box cutters taking over four commercial airliners and hitting 75% of their targets, that feels like a conspiracy theory."
But it is George Bush's assertion that he saw the first plane hit the north tower of the World Trade Centre before any footage of it had been released that tells Charlie he's on to something. "I guess one of the perks of being president is that you get access to TV channels that don't exist in the known universe," he continued in a manner which in no way suggests he once had a monstrous coke problem. "It might lead you to believe that he'd seen similar images in some type of rehearsal as it were, I don't know."
Mmm. For many celebrities, conspiracy theories are the VIP rooms of history. Sure, you'll have your Earl Warrens and your senate investigations patrolling the velvet rope, but if you know the right people, and have access to enormous quantities of self-regard, you can get through to the inner sanctum where they tell you It's All A Big Lie.
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Where and when did GWB ever claim that? Mr. Strawman, meet Mr. Sheen.
I guess the mothership doesn't have wings, eh Charlie?
I think its hereditary. The whole friggin Sheen bunch seems crazy to me. I bet Charlie doesnt believe a plane went into the Pentagon either.
We all saw the Video's of a plane going into the WTC, anyone who deny's that one has to be nuts.
Must have been after the witch spelled, "Give up Dorothy" over Oz.
Oh wait, that was fiction.
If the Guardian questions your sanity does that make you sane?
One word - Photo shop..... OK it's two words.
Just like the moon landing.... Shot on location in New Mexico.
Charlie Sheen should know about conspiracies--the Stonecutters have given him a career for twenty years or so.
Wait, I thought the Michael Moore Crowd was incensed because Bush was reading the goat book and kept reading for SEVEN MORE MINUTES. (emphasis because that is just how they say it. Like it is the most important fact of 9-11)
How did he see the first plane at all? Telepathically? Yep, Charlie Sheen is insane.
What does the headline mean, anyway? Is it some kind of Britishism?
Dementia? brought on by late stage syphilis?
Sheen, Sheehan. Sheehan, Sheen. It's getting bad when you're spewing so much Leftist garbage that the Lefties think you're a kook who has gone over the edge. Charlie needs to stick to acting and chasing the women and leave politics and fighting wars to the adults who still have a grip on reality.
Charlie's been in love with Maryjane way too long and it's showing.
That would have to mean that the rest of the media was in on the conspiracy because it was on their footage that we all saw it. In fact the first speculation was about a smaller plane, not a commercial plane.
This is Charlie's brain. This is Charlie's brain on drugs. (or what's left of it after years of abuse.)
Add 250,000 or more workers or residents of Lower Manhattan to the conspiracy. They both saw and heard an airplane slam into the towers.
I guess the conspirators had a very loud sound machine along with their bag of Hollywood special visual effects that made them think they saw two airplanes, too, Charlie...
Paula Abdul?
Conspiracy you say? You don't see the connection? Vast Right Wing Conspiracy has the word "Wing" in it. "Wing", "air plane". Coincidence? I think not!
Get it now?
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