[RichInOC]

Ah, yes, it's oldies time...

MEMO
Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

[Uddercha0s]

You beat me to it

[maine-iac7]

OMG! Lost it on that one - little ole lady out here in the woods howling her head off.

Best good ole belly laugh I've had in a coon's age.........and I'll never look at my poor little mouse with the red ball the same again - just to look at it'll bring a chuckle.

Thanks!

[grey_whiskers]

Beat me to it on the mouse balls, field replacement unit.

Love the tag line, LOL!!

Cheers!