Posted on 03/20/2006 1:39:22 PM PST by LibWhacker
WASHINGTON, DC --- The Department of Agriculture was forced to backtrack on comments made to their Japanese counterpart about a possible new case of made cow disease after it was discovered the suspected animal was only Hillary Clinton. Senator Clinton was hopping mad over the mistake.
"I don't know what to say," said Agriculture Secretary Mike Johanns. "I was told by our experts in the field that they were quite sure they found another case of mad cow disease. I was only communicating what I was told. When I asked to inspect the animal, I got a little suspicious when told it was roaming the floor of the senate in DC and would be rounded up shortly. They backed the poor senator into a corner with cattle prods before I was able to intervene, but she's doing okay."
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Beat me by less than a minute.
You know the great minds thing. :-)
No it's all cows who should be offended that the beast could be mistaken for a bovine.
LOL
Furthermore I know cows..some of best friends are cows...Hillary Clinton is no cow......
Cows can be trusted but never ever turn your back on the beast......
LOL, I stand corrected!
They can make fun of George W. Bush all they want but if hilllereeeee ever made it to the white house they would be relentless.
They can make fun of George W. Bush all they want but if hilllereeeee ever made it to the white house they would be relentless.
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