Got her! That was precious. Madame is sitting with her kitty, nursing a black eye!
She ran into an elbow during dodgeball.
"I'm SHOCKED, I tell you - SHOCKED!!!"
Why, everbuddy knows dodgeball is a violent, utterly degrading game, defiinitely not politically correct in this more 'sensitive' day and age!
And here you are, freema-screamin' meemie mama - -
forcing yer little girl into participating in dangerous contact sports!!!
Next thing you know, she'll be in JRROTC,
and a bloomin' Marine Corps prospect..:))
'tis anuther SHOCK & AWE Day, I suspect...