[Clemenza]

1. Natalie Portman may be beautiful, but she is bald in most of the movie.

2. Debbie Schlussel lost all credibility when she drank the Kool Aid on the Ports issue.

[Rastus]

1. Natalie Portman may be beautiful, but she is bald in most of the movie.

Yeah, but she actually looks good bald.

2. Debbie Schlussel lost all credibility when she drank the Kool Aid on the Ports issue.

I just went on her site to see what her port position was, and the first thing I saw was the unedited crotch shot from Basic Instinct. I know it's a lo-res screencap, but that still doesn't seem particularly appropriate for her web page.

In any case, I have no plans to see this film.