Muslim fury over prison food

Islam decrees that followers cannot eat meat from a pig as it creates "lowliness in character and destroys moral and spiritual faculties in a man".

But that describes most Muslims to begin with!

101 posted on 03/04/2006 12:27:42 PM PST by montag813

Is it a bad thing that I find this entire incident hilarious?

Because I do.

And they can't forcefeed them because we know that is cruel and unusual punishment, so I guess they will just have to starve to death.

Will they still get all those virgins, if they starve themselves to death?

102 posted on 03/04/2006 12:31:08 PM PST by SusaninOhio

To: ncountylee; doug from upland

Ham Me Down World
With Apologies to The Guess Who

Anybody here see the noise, see the fear and commotion
I think we missed it
Anybody here see the love, see the hate, the emotion

Don't give me no ham me down shoes
Don't give me no ham me down love
Don't give me no ham me down world
I got anImam already

Anybody here see the long-distance fear of radical islam?
Well, I think we missed it
Anybody here see the sky weepin' tears for the ocean

Don't give me no ham me down shoes
Don't give me no ham me down love
Don't give me no ham me down world
I got an Imam already

------ lead guitar ------

Anybody here see the 9/11 explosion
I think radical islam missed it
Anybody here see the changing of the year and emotion

Don't give me no ham me down shoes
Don't give me no ham me down love
Don't give me no ham me down world
I got an Imam already

(Don't give me no ham me down world)
I don't really need it and I'm not gonna take it
(Don't give me no hand me down world)
A-don't give it to me 'cause I really don't want it
(Don't give me no ham me down world)
I don't wanna take it and I really don't need it, no
(Don't give me no ham me down world)
I don't wanna take it and I really don't need it
(Don't give me no ham me down world)
I don't wanna take it, I don't wanna take it 'cause I really don't need it
(Don't give me no ham me down world)
You know I don't want it, know I don't need it
(Don't give me no ham me down world)
You know I don't want it, know I don't need it
(Don't give me no ham me down world)
You know I don't want it and I'm not gonna take it
(Don't give me no ham me down world)
I don't wanna take it 'cause I don't really need it
(Don't give me no ham me down world)
Just don't give it to me, don't wanna take it
(Don't give me no ham me down world)
Gimme no, gimme no, no-no no-no-no
(Don't give me no ham me down world)
Don't wanna take it 'cause I don't really need it

103 posted on 03/04/2006 12:43:36 PM PST by Issaquahking (Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.)

To: Issaquahking

Excellent job on the lyrics. ROFLMAO!

104 posted on 03/04/2006 12:48:44 PM PST by Supernatural (Lay me doon in the caul caul groon, whaur afore monie mair huv gaun)

To: Issaquahking

105 posted on 03/04/2006 12:49:37 PM PST by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)

Hey guys, aren't you in prison? Than what's the problem?

106 posted on 03/04/2006 12:58:25 PM PST by freekitty

During the first Desert War, Iraqis bought MRE from east germany which uses primary pork! Still get a kick out of that!

107 posted on 03/04/2006 1:22:25 PM PST by thebaron512

I'm not sure if it's the same today, but if you went to jail in Turkey in the 70's the prison system did not feed you. Your family had to bring the food.

108 posted on 03/04/2006 1:30:09 PM PST by abclily

Mohammedans have fury over everything. They are otherworldly beasts who should not be living among civilized humans.

109 posted on 03/04/2006 1:51:46 PM PST by isrul

To: Issaquahking

110 posted on 03/04/2006 1:59:35 PM PST by doug from upland (A dead body means a chance for Democrats to have another funeral-op)

Give that cook

A Big Ceegar!!

111 posted on 03/04/2006 2:03:50 PM PST by don-o (Don't be a Freeploader. Do the right thing. Become a Monthly Donor!)

Yup, I say let 'em all enjoy a hunger strike right to the bitter end. Good riddance!

112 posted on 03/04/2006 3:38:26 PM PST by Enchante (Democrats: "We are ALL broken and worn out, our party & ideas, what else is new?")

To: Supernatural

The grease and the smokey taste of the Spam all bring back some great memories.

Yeah, that was back when camping was camping. Not parking an RV in a paid spot, as close to the showers & clubhouse as possible; but finding a decent place, setting up the pup tent, clearing a fire ring, digging the latrine, etc.

For a lightweight cooking top, I salvaged a narrow wire-type shelf, about 12" X 16" from an old fridge; it tied to the outside of my backpack.

113 posted on 03/04/2006 3:54:01 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)

To: ApplegateRanch

Things have sure changed.

We also used to use powdered milk to mix with water for cereal. Made our own fire starters from rolled up newspapers filled with match heads we cut off and dipped the whole thing in wax. Used the old boy scout hand axe to chop wood. Roasted potatoes covered with tin foil by just throwing them into the fire and waiting about an hour.

Caught slamanders in little creeks. No, we didn't eat them. But we had a lot of fun.

114 posted on 03/04/2006 4:00:34 PM PST by Supernatural (Lay me doon in the caul caul groon, whaur afore monie mair huv gaun)

This is the ultimate insult to any Muslim

Will the real "ultimate insult to Muslims" please stand up?

Is it tricking them into eating pork; drawing cartoons of "the prophet"; the "Zionist entity" in their midst; Mistreating the koran; an infidel entering a mosque; Telling the truth about Mohammed's pedophilia; Peeking under a burkha;

yawn.

115 posted on 03/04/2006 4:23:27 PM PST by watchin (Facts irritate liberals)

Hey! I'll have you know, I am Spartacus!

116 posted on 03/04/2006 7:23:17 PM PST by Issaquahking (Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.)

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