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I also support making Michelle Malkin write "I will not engage in rhetorical hyperbole that is contrary to fact" 1,000,000 times on the blackboard after class.


22 posted on 02/24/2006 12:27:26 PM PST by BeHoldAPaleHorse (Tagline deleted at request of moderator.)
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To: BeHoldAPaleHorse

Even in Michelle's lengthiest compilation of "against" material, I couldn't find anything actually and firmly substantive, up to and including Frank Gaffney's concerns.

It's been largely an emotional reaction, not that there's anything wrong with that.


47 posted on 02/24/2006 12:32:20 PM PST by angkor
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To: BeHoldAPaleHorse
I also support making Michelle Malkin write "I will not engage in rhetorical hyperbole that is contrary to fact" 1,000,000 times on the blackboard after class.

LOL

57 posted on 02/24/2006 12:35:34 PM PST by Dog Gone
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To: BeHoldAPaleHorse

No, Michelle's coming over to my house after class.

But, here's my humble take on it all: the UAE invests $6.something billion here. They surely don't want that investment to go south, right? Wouldn't they be even more attuned to security concerns as far as what's being loaded into these containers before they're shipped here from foreign ports? Because the slightest problem could have the whole thing yanked away from them, couldn't it? And when it comes to security, interrogations and capture of bad guys, having a financially-motivated muslim going after the jihadists is better than having our own guys have to do it.


204 posted on 02/24/2006 1:26:26 PM PST by Emmett McCarthy
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To: BeHoldAPaleHorse; Jim Robinson
"I also support making Michelle Malkin write "I will not engage in rhetorical hyperbole that is contrary to fact" 1,000,000 times on the blackboard after class."

How coincidental. I was just thinking of the blackboard too, and was wondering if the 'gods' had a heading for this particular occasion? I'm not sure it fits exactly, but I think it's close. You be the judge:

"The Gods of the Copybook Heading"

by Rudyard Kipling

"As I pass through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market-place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.

We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn.
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breath of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.

We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market-Place;
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.

With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch.
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch.
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings.
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.

When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know."

On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Heading said: "The Wages of Sin is Death."

In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Heading said: "If you don't work you die."

Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew,
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four-
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

There are only four things certain since Social Progress began:-
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;

And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!"

The Gods of the Copybook Heading by Rudyard Kipling As I pass through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market-Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.

We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn.
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breath of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.

We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market-Place;
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.

With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch.
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch.
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings.
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.

When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know."

On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Heading said: "The Wages of Sin is Death."

In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Heading said: "If you don't work you die."

Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew,
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four-
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

There are only four things certain since Social Progress began:-
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;

And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

___________________________

I think it's too late to alter the course, but this thing MAY come back and bite us in the butt big time. I really didn't like the way that poem ended, and for that reason alone I vote against it today. Where do we begin to turn back the tide?

211 posted on 02/24/2006 1:32:34 PM PST by Eastbound
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To: BeHoldAPaleHorse
"I also support making Michelle Malkin write 'I will not engage in rhetorical hyperbole that is contrary to fact' 1,000,000 times on the blackboard after class."

Not enough blackboards in the universe for Ann Coulter to use if MM gets a million...
328 posted on 02/24/2006 4:37:21 PM PST by decal (Whoever said you can't fool all the people all the time has never visited DU...)
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