Scientists believe that the landslide election of an early tribe of Republicans was responsible. They designed advanced bronze weapons, traded stock certificates hand-printed on birchbark and, most egregiously, invented fire, even though they had never agreed on a plan for safe long-term disposal of ashes.
"Scientists believe that the landslide election of an early tribe of Republicans was responsible. They designed advanced bronze weapons, traded stock certificates hand-printed on birchbark and, most egregiously, invented fire, even though they had never agreed on a plan for safe long-term disposal of ashes."
Not to mention their use in large numbers of flatulent, high emission domesticated sports-utility wooly mamooths.