"Well son, the first thing you need to do is roll up your sleeves a little and show those hairy arms."
"Next, we'll shave off those Elvis sideburns."
"Then, we'll see how well that school has learned ya yer Bush bashing..."
Take from the Movie Airplane
Jack: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Student with Elvis sideburns: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before
Jack: You ever... seen a grown man naked? * Student, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium? * Student, do you like movies about gladiators? * Student... have you ever been in a, a Turkish prison?