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To: Grendel9

By the same standards, would not Teddy Kennedy qualify for planet status?


2 posted on 02/02/2006 1:45:30 PM PST by southernnorthcarolina (I've upped my standards! Up yours!)
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To: southernnorthcarolina
"would not Teddy Kennedy qualify for planet status?"
He might, but first you need to get him into an orbit around something [besides a bottle].
10 posted on 02/02/2006 1:47:54 PM PST by GSlob
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To: southernnorthcarolina

he has the volume, but doesn't have enough mass to create gravity. He's a gas cloud. Notice when more gas is produced, it repells all things around him?...He


13 posted on 02/02/2006 1:49:46 PM PST by Zavien Doombringer (13th AF, 3rd TFW, 3rd AGS, 3rd AMU - ESC The Blue Screw will get you too! 86-89)
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To: southernnorthcarolina

he has the volume, but doesn't have enough mass to create gravity. He's a gas cloud. Notice when more gas is produced, it repells all things around him?...He


14 posted on 02/02/2006 1:49:51 PM PST by Zavien Doombringer (13th AF, 3rd TFW, 3rd AGS, 3rd AMU - ESC The Blue Screw will get you too! 86-89)
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To: southernnorthcarolina

I don't know about the swimmer, but I'm sure ol' Kerry's punkin would qualify. Rumor has it that Lurch's head has it's own area code.


16 posted on 02/02/2006 1:50:56 PM PST by Lekker 1 ("Computers in the future may have only 1000 vacuum tubes..." - Popular Mechanics, March 1949)
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To: southernnorthcarolina

"By the same standards, would not Teddy Kennedy qualify for planet status?"



Teddy Kennedy seems to be some sort of asstroid.


27 posted on 02/02/2006 2:13:54 PM PST by brooklin
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To: southernnorthcarolina

Dunno, but I do know Patty Murray's so dense that light bends around her.


32 posted on 02/02/2006 3:04:53 PM PST by Billthedrill
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