You have to make a lot of advances to get 72 virgins.
I never quite saw the point. Once you do what men do to virgins, they're not virgins. Then they think they own you and you should bring them expensive presents and get a better job and compliment them all the time and be sensitive to their feelings and take out the garbage. Try THAT with 72 former debutants all at once.
"And don't even THINK of buying me the wrong chocolate!"