we still haven't seen that alternative "interpretation" ...
Oh, you have too!
We have yet to see one that actually addresses the evidence. The only ones put forward require us to discard evidence.
If you have one, kindly set it out there for us to see. This sense of secrecy does not become an intellectual pursuit - having to hide ideas hardly speaks well of them.
Neither do these schoolyard recess challenges you come up with.
We have yet to see one that actually addresses the evidence.
You've not been looking.