Not everything can be satirized successfully.
Brain hemorrhages generally fall into this category, particularly when they're suffered at the hands of terrorists.
Dr. Eckleburg from your posts its easy to see that you are a man of religion.
10-25 As the whirlwind passeth, so is the wicked no more: but the righteous is an everlasting foundation.
We will leave the praying up to you for those that interfere with the everlasting foundation such as the left wing media and some Democrats that seem to have munchausen syndrome by proxy in Iraq.
Maybe you can pick up the slack while the rest of us try and find our religion.