His Wife is NaN?
Is Nane Annan really her name, you couldn't make that up.....
And what happened to Brad, that doesn't even LOOK like him.
And is Angelina really "High Commissar"? (Oh, that High Commissioner -- she just thought it meant she'd get High a lot). OK, I know she's just the good will ambassader, but it is too funny. She does bring good will though...
Programmer?
He's been making a movie in Canada about Jessie James and has sideburns and dark hair as a result.