Posted on 01/25/2006 3:59:49 PM PST by locopolitico
How well do you know your left-wing idiots? Test your knowledge with this fun quiz featuring stupid quotes by famous liberals.
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Well, it turns out that I don't know one liberal idiot from another. I did nail the Kanye West quote, though.
Your score is 53%. Your knowledge is average. You rate as a casual observer who is only moderately familiar with the lunacy of the left.
"A zebra does not change its spots." - Al Gore, attacking President George Bush in 1992.
{In my best Don Adams}Missed it by that much....
60%
8 of 15, or 53%, though one of the answers I got on here. They rate me as only a "casual observer" of leftist lunacy.
Well, I guess this proves all liberals sound alike.
I got 9 out of 15 right ;-)
Same here,not sure if that is a good thing or not.
Is that your blog that is linked to?
LOL!
"The Liberal Party is not corrupt"
Ex-PM Paul Martin.
My soon to be changed tag line.
You stole my score!
Score stealer...
:-)
Your score is 73%. Your knowledge is impressive. You've been observing politics closely enough to recognize a left-wing idiot when you see one.
This tells me I might have too much free time on my hands :)
7 out of 15.
Any of these idiots could have made those statements.
(That's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it.)
You answered 11 items out of 15 correctly.
Your score is 73%. Your knowledge is impressive. You've been observing politics closely enough to recognize a left-wing idiot when you see one.
The most hilarious recent quote in the last few day was by Ted (Jabba the Hutt) Kennedy:
"No one is entitled to be a Justice of the Supreme Court. One must earn it. Mr. Alito hasn't earned it."
Say What?
The same thing can't be said of becoming a senator of the United States?
If a non-swimming, drunk, fat megalomaniac can keep getting re-elected...
Just goes to show you how much I try not to hear anything that idiot has to say!
You answered 11 items out of 15 correctly.
Your score is 73%. Your knowledge is impressive. You've been observing politics closely enough to recognize a left-wing idiot when you see one.
I can't believe I got that one wrong. I could have sworn it was Janet Reno.
You might be a liberal if you pat your girlfriend on the belly and remark about how you felt the fetus kick.
Liberals are like flies they always have a mouthful of sh*t.
"Momma was a liberal daddy was a coward, Now I am gay, man are they proud!" Gay boarding school song.
A smart liberal is one who takes his antipsychotic medicine.
A smart liberal is one who marries a conservative.
Career growth for liberals is signing up for welfare more than once.
Universal Health care for liberals means you only get to go to one hospital, the Universal one.
Creating wealth for liberals is a WIC voucher and a color copying machine.
What is a difference between a conservative and a liberal?
Sex for a conservative is a means to an end, and sex for a liberal is a means to a rear-end.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
To sign Cindy Sheehan's book.
Why do liberals love Michael Moore?
He's the anti Rush Limbaugh with talent on lone from sh*t.
What is the difference between Al Franken and Rush Limbaugh?
Al has both sides of his brain shoved up his ass.
Where do liberals go to eat Ice Cream?
Ben and Fairys.
What do liberal parents tell their kids to do to prepare for the tooth fairy?
Put their tooth under their pillow with a condom and mentos.
What did the liberal grandma tell her grandson about sex?
That she was so old he didn't have to use a condom.
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