I'm thinking of starting up my own organization. I'll call it I'm A Compulsive Pantload Who Has A Psychologically Twisted Need To Tell Everyone Else In America What To Do And How To Live. It's not exactly a catchy name, but at least we'd have the virtue of being the only such organization in the country that's honest.
That's what I was going to say: at least you are being honest! Not trying to back door everyone. :)