Fester, you are simply amazing. If some writer of fiction, even a fine and respected author, were to cast you in a novel nobody would believe a word of it.
I wouldn't have believed it either if I hadn't witnessed it over the past year or so.
Night all. Sleep tight. [He said in a manly and very hetero sort of way.]
This is of great encouragement and comfort to me. For you have said, in so many words, that "truth is stranger than fiction." Since, for you, fiction entails people walking on water, a single virgin birth, people rising from the dead, floating axe heads, and even an earth created less than 10,000 years ago, it only stands to reason that you may now accept these things as more natural than my own existence and writings.